question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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