Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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