This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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