so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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