i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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