But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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