Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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