I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize