I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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