He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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