Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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