I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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