nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize