playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm really busy with my period
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