I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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