So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The beer is more important than you right now.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Oh god it's open bar.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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