I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize