Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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