awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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