No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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