we're blogging at a bar
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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