doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just threw up on my dentist
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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