It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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