i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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