he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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