Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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