so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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