Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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