i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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