doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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