is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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