too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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