There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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