just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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