she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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