i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
