Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
