Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
A bitchslap is in order.
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