4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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