I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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