Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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