dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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