dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Green mimosas i think yes
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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