you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I believe in your delicious
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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