So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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