Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
