Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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