with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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