"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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