I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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