Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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