I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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