Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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