Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
tell me about the fingering
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