I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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