Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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