i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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