FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I need you to use more vowels.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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