did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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