I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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